PunkBrokerWtf
Mint
PunkBroker #7: Bull Cap, Laser, CigarPunkBroker #144: Bull Horns, Monocle, CigarPunkBroker #281: Green Mohawk, 3D Glasses, ScreamingPunkBroker #418: Trader Visor, Laser, SmirkPunkBroker #555: Bald & Angry, Diamond Eyes, Flat LinePunkBroker #692: Bull Cap, Monocle, Flat LinePunkBroker #829: Fedora, 3D Glasses, GrillPunkBroker #966: Bald & Angry, Bloodshot, CigarPunkBroker #1103: Top Hat, 3D Glasses, Flat LinePunkBroker #1240: Beanie, Tired, ScreamingPunkBroker #1377: Bull Horns, Shades, SmirkPunkBroker #1514: Beanie, Monocle, GrillPunkBroker #1651: Hoodie, Shades, CigarPunkBroker #1788: Bull Horns, Laser, SmirkPunkBroker #1925: Trader Visor, Bloodshot, CigarPunkBroker #2062: Bald & Angry, Bloodshot, Flat LinePunkBroker #2199: Bull Cap, Diamond Eyes, SmirkPunkBroker #2336: Bull Cap, Monocle, ScreamingPunkBroker #2473: Bull Horns, Laser, ScreamingPunkBroker #2610: Hoodie, 3D Glasses, ScreamingPunkBroker #2747: Trader Visor, Monocle, CigarPunkBroker #2884: Fedora, 3D Glasses, VapePunkBroker #3021: Green Mohawk, Laser, GrillPunkBroker #3158: Top Hat, Dollar Eyes, Vape

PunkBrokerWtf

4,444 unique, 24×24 pixel brokers inspired by the trading floor and the punk grid that started it all.

PunkBrokerWtf is a 4,444 piece pixel broker collection on Robinhood Chain. Every punk is a fully on-chain trading desk: mint one, seed its wallet, and clock in for the tape. Every punk is generated from a fixed set of attributes — hair, headwear, eyewear, mouth, accessory and aura — so no two desks look the same.

Supply
4,444
Mint price
0.0005 ETH
Max / wallet
10
Chain
Robinhood
BPUNK▲ 42.0%TSLA▼ 3.1%GME▲ 12.4%NVDA▲ 5.6%AMD▼ 1.8%PLTR▲ 8.2%NFLX▲ 2.3%AMZN▼ 0.7%BPUNK▲ 42.0%TSLA▼ 3.1%GME▲ 12.4%NVDA▲ 5.6%AMD▼ 1.8%PLTR▲ 8.2%NFLX▲ 2.3%AMZN▼ 0.7%

The pitch

Wall Street burnouts, rebuilt as on-chain trading desks.

Every punk is a desk

Each token gets an ERC-6551 token bound wallet at reveal, seeded with a tokenized stock. Your PFP holds a balance, not just a JPEG.

Rewards, not promises

Activated punks receive stock token drops weighted by rarity tier. Secondary royalties recycle into the same pot.

Fair by default

Flat price, ten per wallet, no stealth allocation. Team allocation is 44 punks and it is disclosed on chain.

Pixel art skyline at sunrise with a rising candle chart and the PunkBroker wordmark

Mint schedule

Free for the list, 0.0005 ETH for the rest

Allowlisted wallets mint free, public mint is 0.0005 ETH paid in native ETH on Robinhood Chain. Same punk supply in every phase, no hidden tiers.

Phase I

Allowlist

  • StonkBrokers & early desks
  • 1 per address

Price · Free

Phase II

Robinhood wallets

  • Active Robinhood Chain wallets
  • 10 per address

Price · 0.0005 ETH

Phase III

Public

  • Open mint, first come first served
  • 10 per transaction

Price · 0.0005 ETH

Whitelist

Clock in for the allowlist

4,444 punks, allowlist mints first. Finish the tasks, leave the handle and the address that will mint.

  1. Task 1

    Follow @Punkbrokerwtf on X

    Opens X in a new tab. We check it before the snapshot.

    Open
  2. Task 2

    Post about the mint on X

    Tag @Punkbrokerwtf so we can see it before the snapshot.

    Open
  3. Task 3

    Pick your punk in the gallery

    Browse the collection and note the id you want to mint.

    Browse

Sign up

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Finish every task first.

@Punkbrokerwtf

The collection

4,444 fully on-chain 1-of-1s

Every pixel lives on chain

PunkBroker #317: Trader Visor, Monocle, Smirk
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PunkBroker #902: Bald & Angry, Laser, Smirk
#????
PunkBroker #1488: Fedora, Tired, Flat Line
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PunkBroker #2044: Fedora, Bloodshot, Grill
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PunkBroker #2671: Fedora, Laser, Flat Line
#????
PunkBroker #3390: Headset, Monocle, Cigar
#????
PunkBroker #4102: Green Mohawk, Laser, Cigar
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4,444

On-chain punks

24×24

True pixels

6

Trait categories

PunkBroker #41: Bull Cap, Dollar Eyes, SmirkPunkBroker #264: Fedora, Diamond Eyes, CigarPunkBroker #487: Slick Back, Monocle, CigarPunkBroker #710: Top Hat, Dollar Eyes, GrillPunkBroker #933: Bull Horns, Laser, CigarPunkBroker #1156: Bald & Angry, 3D Glasses, SmirkPunkBroker #1379: Bald & Angry, Dollar Eyes, Flat LinePunkBroker #1602: Bull Cap, Shades, Flat LinePunkBroker #1825: Green Mohawk, Tired, VapePunkBroker #2048: Green Mohawk, Tired, ScreamingPunkBroker #2271: Bull Cap, Dollar Eyes, GrillPunkBroker #2494: Beanie, Dollar Eyes, ScreamingPunkBroker #2717: Hoodie, Dollar Eyes, Flat LinePunkBroker #2940: Green Mohawk, Dollar Eyes, GrillPunkBroker #3163: Bull Horns, Tired, Flat LinePunkBroker #3386: Bald & Angry, Dollar Eyes, VapePunkBroker #3609: Headset, Shades, VapePunkBroker #3832: Bull Horns, Dollar Eyes, VapePunkBroker #4055: Bald & Angry, Monocle, GrillPunkBroker #4278: Trader Visor, Dollar Eyes, SmirkPunkBroker #41: Bull Cap, Dollar Eyes, SmirkPunkBroker #264: Fedora, Diamond Eyes, CigarPunkBroker #487: Slick Back, Monocle, CigarPunkBroker #710: Top Hat, Dollar Eyes, GrillPunkBroker #933: Bull Horns, Laser, CigarPunkBroker #1156: Bald & Angry, 3D Glasses, SmirkPunkBroker #1379: Bald & Angry, Dollar Eyes, Flat LinePunkBroker #1602: Bull Cap, Shades, Flat LinePunkBroker #1825: Green Mohawk, Tired, VapePunkBroker #2048: Green Mohawk, Tired, ScreamingPunkBroker #2271: Bull Cap, Dollar Eyes, GrillPunkBroker #2494: Beanie, Dollar Eyes, ScreamingPunkBroker #2717: Hoodie, Dollar Eyes, Flat LinePunkBroker #2940: Green Mohawk, Dollar Eyes, GrillPunkBroker #3163: Bull Horns, Tired, Flat LinePunkBroker #3386: Bald & Angry, Dollar Eyes, VapePunkBroker #3609: Headset, Shades, VapePunkBroker #3832: Bull Horns, Dollar Eyes, VapePunkBroker #4055: Bald & Angry, Monocle, GrillPunkBroker #4278: Trader Visor, Dollar Eyes, Smirk

Trait table

Six categories, 4,444 combinations

Head

  • Slick Back8.9%
  • Green Mohawk9.6%
  • Bald & Angry8.6%
  • Trader Visor9.7%
  • Bull Horns9.2%
  • Fedora9.4%
  • Beanie8.8%
  • Headset8.3%
  • Bull Cap9.6%
  • Hoodie9.2%
  • Top Hat8.7%

Eyes

  • Laser13.3%
  • Bloodshot12.8%
  • 3D Glasses11.3%
  • Monocle12.7%
  • Shades12.1%
  • Tired12.0%
  • Dollar Eyes13.0%
  • Diamond Eyes12.8%

Mouth

  • Cigar16.4%
  • Flat Line17.3%
  • Screaming16.9%
  • Grill16.6%
  • Smirk16.4%
  • Vape16.4%

Face

  • Clean19.5%
  • Stubble20.8%
  • Beard19.8%
  • Mustache19.3%
  • Sweat20.5%

Accessory

  • None28.6%
  • Gold Chain14.6%
  • Bow Tie14.9%
  • Badge Lanyard14.8%
  • Pocket Square13.6%
  • Gold Earring13.5%

Aura

  • Green Candle16.8%
  • Red Candle16.4%
  • Margin Call16.9%
  • Diamond Hands17.0%
  • None32.8%
PunkBroker #21: Bull Horns, Bloodshot, Vape
#0021
Bull Horns · Bloodshot
PunkBroker #932: Fedora, Tired, Vape
#0932
Fedora · Tired
PunkBroker #1843: Headset, Tired, Smirk
#1843
Headset · Tired
PunkBroker #2754: Trader Visor, Tired, Screaming
#2754
Trader Visor · Tired

Opening bell schedule

Roadmap

  1. Phase 0done

    Open the desk

    • ›Collection art and trait table locked at 4,444
    • ›Site, brand and mint flow shipped
    • ›Community desk opens on X and Discord
  2. Phase 1live

    Mint day

    • ›Allowlist window for early desks
    • ›Public mint, max 10 per wallet, price announced before launch
    • ›Reveal within 24h of sellout
  3. Phase 2next

    Token bound desks

    • ›Every punk gets an ERC-6551 wallet
    • ›Seeded with a random tokenized stock
    • ›Withdraw or compound, your call
  4. Phase 3next

    Clock in

    • ›Activate a punk to receive reward drops
    • ›Rewards paid in stock tokens, weighted by rarity tier
    • ›Secondary royalties recycled into the reward pot

Ask the desk

FAQ

What is PunkBrokerWtf?+

A 4,444 piece pixel PFP collection of burnt out brokers on Robinhood Chain. Part collectible, part on-chain trading desk.

When is mint and how much?+

Allowlist wallets mint free. Public mint is 0.0005 ETH per punk. Maximum 10 per wallet.

Which chain and which wallet?+

Robinhood Chain mainnet (chain id 4663). Any EVM wallet works, MetaMask and Rabby included. The mint page prompts the network switch, then mints in one ETH transaction, no approval needed.

Is the contract audited?+

The mint contract is a standard ERC-721 implementation taking native ETH, and its address is published on this site. Never mint from a link you did not verify here.

What do holders actually get?+

A token bound wallet per punk, seeded stock tokens at reveal, and access to the reward drops described in the roadmap.

Are royalties on?+

5% secondary royalties, recycled straight into the holder reward pot.

Join the floor

Bring your own conviction, we supply the punks.